The Humping Games
For the very first of our recommended reads, I bring to you The Humping Games by Jack Gallow! It’s what I, and my good friend over at freckledavatar consider a hilarious parody.
It’s rather popular over on wattpad where the tame version is posted and, from what I’ve seen, the reviews of the erotic version for sale on amazon are quite positive as well.
Now, as I’ve taken the time to read this fantastic re imagining, I can say some of my favorite things might just be the name changes, such as Katniss to Katlick Eversweet. In the author’s own words, here’s the summary
“Katlick Eversweet hopes to compete in the 69th annual Humping Games. Sex is against the law in the twelve divisions and Katlick desperately needs to get some. Luckily, she is able to volunteer in her sister’s place. The stakes are high and the sex is hot. Katlick joins Pita and the other contestants to see who can hump their way to victory.”
Now, if you’re hoping to feast your eyes on the glory of this copacetic piece of fiction, you can head over to wattpad for the tame version. Legally, I can’t go tellin’ you to buy the erotic one unless you’re of a legal, consenting age, but if you are that magical number or above and liked the tame version, go ahead and check it out here: Best part is, it’s only $2.51! I’ve bought moonshine more expensive!
Now remember kiddos, to get back in ‘ere nice and easy, knock four times and “Johnny sent me”