Wearing only my black Stetson hat and cowboy boots
Now I’m going back to my roots
I patrol the ‘hood
armed only with my massive magnum manhood
For you see I’m the dude
That likes to be nude
Every day I strut the beat,
with my free hanging black meat
It’s not easy having one foot two
When a good seven inches would do
For you see I’m the dude
That likes to be nude
Naked I walk up and down
For I’m the sheriff of this old gold ghost town
I do not wear a sheriff star medallion
But all the locals know me as Sheriff Black Stallion
For you see I’m the dude
That likes to be nude
Now the women folk and even the fellas
Are intimidated by my big black phallus
And ardent women have expectation
But it would take a flood of blood to get me an erection
For you see I’m the dude
That likes to be nude
It’s not easy walking with a stagger around the block
Having to contend with such a big black cock
So I asked God “Why did you make me black, with such a huge dick?”
And he answered back “I can make you white in a tick with a small 5 inch prick”
For you see I’m the dude
That likes to be nude
I’m the sheriff without a care
A stallion without a mare
A black bull without a white cow
A boar without his sow
For you see I’m the dude
That likes to be nude
As I walk along the boardwalk
People used to stop and gawk
At my thick black penis hanging down to my knees
swinging in the breeze
For you see I’m the dude
That likes to be nude
My girlfriends were not prepared to fuck
or suck
But happy to lick
my big black liquorice dick
For you see I’m the dude
That likes to be nude
Now most law enforcement officers say “Hands Up”
But with me it’s just a “Cock Up”
For when I go for my holster
I grab my big bloster
For you see I’m the dude
That likes to be nude
There was a shootout at High Noon
It made the locals croon
To see Sheriff Black Stallion walk down the street
with his naked cock bigger than his booted feet
For you see I’m the dude
That likes to be nude
There was a visitor in town called Rick
He asked me “Sheriff how come your cock is so long and thick?”
And I answered back
“Well it’s because I’m black!”
For you see I’m the dude
That likes to be nude
The locals boast
that on a moonlight night,
you might
see the Sheriff Black Stallion ghost
For you see I’m the dude
That likes to be nude
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